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Me name's Kurt :) I'm 18 Live in Canada

allthingshyper:

suncross:

punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

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akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

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lennonordie:

supermodelgif:

cupcaketaylor:

starr8:

*wine*oh shit, camera*tea*

there is nothing better than this 

there really isn’t.

the lennon humor is the best thing on earth

epiteph:

dontprofoakme:

forthosebelowmyfeet:

ohwowlovelywow:

Mumford and Sons—Not in Nottingham (cover from the disney movie Robin Hood)

THE WHISTLING DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY

I didn’t know how bad I needed this until just now.

I would like to marry his voice.

Constant smile the entire time

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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

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carlathezombie:

therealsongbirddiamondback:

liquidoctopus:

I still have thanksgiving ham left over. It is my destiny to finish this ham tonight.

SLAM THE HAM!

I think I watched a gay porno with that title once…

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invertedanus:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

niknak79:

Baby going through tunnel

its 5:30 in the morning and i cant stop laughing

this baby’s seen some things
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