Used to be somebody, nevermind

katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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oncelut:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” 

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING 

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rnedia:

if my ceiling fan could hold my weight I’d never be bored again

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most-awkward-moments:

so the other day I was at someone’s house and I was playing with their dog and he was so cute and he stayed with me the whole time and we really hit it off so before I left I tried to take a picture of him and the little fucker posed and smiled for me

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pitbullfan:

but mom Justin Bieber does it

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lickitungrapunxel:

“Do you want pizza for dinner?”

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lets-go-lesbos:

people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.

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dulect:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

FREE GUITAR - PLEASE TAKE: no strings attached

did you just

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